ha!
I don’t think I appreciate your tone. That was our … nth drink, where n was somewhere between 1 and way too many.
how young and handsome were WE 6 years ago?
TIL that my olive oil is made by centaurs
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These stickers smell like hope, and a little like Hennessy, probably thanks to Uncle Joe.
GPOYM
You KNOW Uncle Joe don’t drink nothin’ ‘cept Wild Turkey and Mad Dog.
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Suburban Report: Coming Soon -
I am going to do a little series I will be dubbing “best worst beer,” where I try to find my go-to crappy American canned beer. The reason for this exercise is, ostensibly, for me to definitively choose a beer I will identify as “my beer,” as in I intend to purchase hats, t-shirts, boxer shorts…
I hereby nominate Miller High Life.
Really? I read in dreams all the time.
I remember there was an episode of Batman the Animated Series where Mad Hatter has Batman trapped in this virtual reality where he’s a Bruce Wayne who’s parents never died so he never became Batman, and the reason he figured out it was all a dream was because he couldnt read any of the books in the Wayne Manor library, with this reason cited.
One of my favorite episodes of that show, actually, but this is bullshit, I’ve read in dreams too.
Haha, that’s the only reason I’d heard this “fact” too.
Hello baby cauliflower! If this shows up on my blog, then Tumblr’s latest android release sucks far fewer cocks than before.
I don’t know, we better have a couple meetings to figure it out.
Comments are now open. Let’s hear your answer.
None. You should do it, that’s why I’m paying you.
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For real though, why are those so fucking expensive?
Ha, they’re probably all “flesh” colored.