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Here are some absolutely terrific ideas for the next 5 Alvin and the Chipmunks sequels in the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie franchise. Fox, if you steal any of these ideas I will sue you so hard. LOLJK, call me!

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip Hop Hooray!

• The Chipmunks rap like squeaky voiced assholes for two hours. Alvin gets the Chipmunks in a sticky situation. Dave yells “ALLLLVINNN!!” THE END.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip Slipped

• The Chipmunks take jobs as paparazzi and stalk actresses in hopes of photographing a nipple. Alvin gets the Chipmunks in a sticky situation.  Dave yells “ALLLLVINNN!!” THE END.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Squeaknik

• The Chipmunks head down to Freaknik for Spring Break. Alvin gets the Chipmunks in a sticky situation.  Dave yells “ALLLLVINNN!!” THE END.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Hide and Go Squeak

• The Chipmunks get lost trying to find their way to the mall to buy Simon some nerdy thing. Alvin gets the Chipmunks in a sticky situation. Dave yells “ALLLLVINNN!!” THE END.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Squeak of the Week

• The Chipmunks try to convince George Clinton to join them in concert. Alvin gets the Chipmunks in a sticky situation. Dave yells “ALLLLVINNN!!” THE END.

Alvin and the Chipmunks go to Burning Munk

The Chipmunks head out to the desert with a pocketful of dreams (and psychedelics). Alvin gets the Chipmunks in a sticky situation. Dave yells “ALLLLVINNN!!” THE END.